Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Simon Doonan To Decorate White House For Christmas!

Simon Doonan, the genius creative decorator behind the Barneys New York window displays for the past twenty years, has been selected to decorate the White House for Christmas. According to sources, Doonan was chosen months ago to create the Presidential public holiday displays, but the White House has declined to confirm the choice. Doonan follows in a long line of celebrity decorators who have been chosen to give the White House some Christmas cheer. The details for this years decorations have remained top secret, but word on the street is that they will incorporate artwork from children. All will be revealed later today when Michelle Obama opens the House for public tours. Fun! Can't wait to see what the always-intriguing Mr. Doonan puts together! Read more: CocoPerez Where celebrity meets fashion!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

December 13th, 2009

Mr. Alexander Simon,
Sir William Place,
Apartment 305,
8820 - 85 Street,
Edmonton, Alberta T6C 3C2

Dear non-birthcertified on my name:

This is a warning you can help me and my birth certified kin (Simon) and not New York phoney; by run-mill; so unless you are legal with the American patent for borrowing ID; mine, nor my beloved wife, a Ms Janet Ellen fully separated, and equal grande, son, Mr. Evan Alexander, as well; my darling daughter, a Ms Julie Ann; I love dearly and so does mom; please let me know by mail and not phone call; if you are in league with a Region 6 Service for Children that falsely accused me of sexual children molestation!

While ID theft carries a three month in jail and go ahead run a profile world wide on my Canadien name; not one charge, ever nor a social disease; and for your record we are celibate; my children virgin and my only blood mother, Ms Margaret Ban, is celibate for over 32 years!! This Academy Performance mother of mine owns her Castle in Yard and posesses all her own, while neighbours, rent; net worth $1-Million Canadien Dollars and all inherit in my true name: Mr. Alexander Simon.

So, please hurry and forward your true ID proof!

And best wishes through-out the World!

December 13, 2009 at 4:57 PM  
Blogger Alexander Simon said...

The Umbilical cord by writer Mr. Alexander Simon
Why is the Umbilical cord severed? The scientists state here the In placental mammals, the umbilical cord (also called the navel string, birth cord or funiculus umbilicalis) is a conduit between the developing embryo or fetus and the placenta;” per Now explain in laymen terms how does a “The umbilical cord[2] develops from and contains remnants of the yolk sac .”? The other plasmin is are we being lied to? If a new born arrives and I am Holy Baptised Holy Roman Catholic; is the life plasmin truly a cord to a “The placenta is an organ that connects the developing fetus to the uterine wall to allow nutrient uptake, waste elimination, and gas exchange via the mother's blood supply?” If true my wife arrived with a non Catholic family called the Matichucks and the mother-in-law Camphaug urging me to join a Pentecostal assembly Central! We and my wife Ms Janet Ellen Simon refused!!

What occurred at the Royal Alexandra Hospital I remember clearly! On April 9th, 1997 my son Roman Catholic war born! Early! His hair is thick and I drank a rare beer then! Evan Alexander Simon is stated from a former Factor Forms Limited by a Mr. Kevin Behiel; on call if I have daughter or son? Factor Forms presented a blue blanket stating my only son was born at 1:05 a.m.

I own the blue blanket today. On delivery a women I never met had piercing eyes and a former Doctor as my own of Dr. Andor Kelemen arrived and something; not from my only true wife was presented a, strange to me liver!

What was strung or opened in excitement I now my wife bleed and her vagina missed a button!!

The strong of methane liver was a scent of animal!!

As; I drank my beer; all Albertan; by founder brewery was founded in 1985 by Ed McNally; I was elated; the strong Irish beer was cooling me as I found McNally's A strong Irish Ale with sweet, complex flavours reminiscent of German whisky.

I, was awoken with a call for Duty from my former friend; Mr. Behiel; and “pressured” me on my baby’s genitalia!

I, stated a BOY! I am in exhaust let me sleep!

September 21, 2014 at 10:11 PM  

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